peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

the boy that had no choice

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

"shrek sings this song"

my friend after hearing the song “What I Like About You” (via joshpeck)

so-stay-sweetly-numb:

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*